OK! So here we go again, I woke up this morning to find some Facebook spam in my inbox, having not heard from them since they tried to rob me, i assumed they got round to fixing my account.
But, Nope! Just some generic spam they are desperate to tell the world about (even their imaginary friends* obviously).
So, in a nutshell, i clicked the link in the spam email, and facebook needed me to login, i got the “please change your name” message and unable to check messages or do anything but submit documents i decided to submit documents and… a dick pic, they give you 3 uploads so i sent my passport, my drivers permit and a dick pic. Ive never sent a dick pic before so it was an unusual feeling standing in front of the camera with my nob out, but they needed ID so i got on with it.
Not expecting any reply as i had just sent a dick pic and that is considered quite rude where I’m from, i was surprised to receive an email from them!
I was even more surprised when the link they sent me let me login, BUT only to the support mailbox, I couldn’t get anywhere else other than the conversation that we have had this year about my name.
Anyway i sent them my passport, my drivers permit and my freedom pass this time, maybe they will reactivate my account, maybe they wont.
But I will keep you up to date!
*for context in case you are new around here, its an on going (joke?)** that facebook thinks I’m not a real boy.
**I seriously hope its a joke, I don’t feel comfortable thinking i am actually just an imaginary figment in the world.