That’s Mr Something Long And Complicated to you! 😝
Tell me about yourself
I’m a simple guy with simple interests, bitches, fame and money, the usual I guess… I spend my time drinking coffee or beer, whilst dreaming up new ways of begging online.
Are you happy to answer any more questions at a later date?
Sure, anyone can contact me on my contact page, ill even update this page to include that question!
What would be a good theme song for your life?
How do people react when you tell them your name?
Usually people i meet in real life are pretty cool, they find it weird or interesting but generally positive with a few good laughs here and there. But then I get discriminated against by the likes of Facebook who don’t have a real life presence and assume I’m not a real boy because I don’t fit in regular box and they’ve never met me.
What is your favourite song?
What is one message you would give to your fans?
Keep Smiling 😀
What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever done for you?
I don’t think it’s so much as weird, but the most memorable thing has to be the time I received a knock at my front door, but when I answered nobody was there, but there was an ice cold Stella Artois on my door mat, it was already evening and was perfect! 🥰
If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl, what would you fill it with?
Display my business card 😀
What is your creative process like?
well… usually I go explore some new book, video, blog, street or whatever and if it sparks I work with it, usually immediately but I have a list waiting for a spark to ignite.
If you go out to dinner with your non-famous friends, do you all still split the bill or do you pay?
well… i think it’s only polite to let them pay, at least for the coffee or beer. But I am happy to pay if I am the brass.
What scandals have your team covered up?
let’s see, there was that time.. umm actually that other time when, hang on a minute… I think this is a trap, I mean no, no never have I been apart of any scandal. 😳
Have you ever been told to change something about yourself?
Facebook are constantly telling me to change my name, I tell them to fuck off and mind there own.
How did you learn to pose on a red carpet or in a photoshoot?
YouTube University, it’s how I learn most of my talents.
If you were a biscuit, which would you be?
I am a biscuit, at least that’s what people tell me.
Name one actor/actress you would love to get naughty with?
Laura Prepon but she needs to colour her hair ginger 😀😂
What is your favorite daily wear attire?
my birthday suit.
You’ve been nominated in the best actor category for the Oscars. Anything you want to say to your competitors?
Fuck you, mother fuckers!
How many pairs of shoes you own?
What are your greatest weaknesses?
Tell me about a time you had to manage a particularly heavy workload. How did you handle it?
There was one time I was working in a warehouse and a delivery came in, two 28 tonne lorries, we was already busy and short staffed, so I gather four of the biggest guys on our team, let them know what needed to be done then went to the toilet for an hour and played pokemon.
Sell me this pen.
hey mate, do you need a pen? Are you positive you don’t need a pen, it could come in handy, I hear the rock is in town signing autographs for people. Well sorry dude you can’t have this pen, it’s mine now.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
One last thing…